ike may be powerful, but kirby sucks

Since the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Randall Danger and I have been beating the shit out of each other all over the Nintendo WiFi Connection. I don't really have a favorite character (I usually play as Mario, or more recently Mr. Game & Watch), but Danger always sticks to Ike or Sonic. I hate Ike. With a passion. Danger kept using him, so I decided to try out the most embarrassing method of ass-kicking ever: I sucked him to death. Enjoy the video. -JC