...boffer?

Seriously, Randall Danger is a fucking nerd. I love this guy, really I do, but when shit like the following conversation happens, I die a little inside.

Danger: I started on my bio today, I promise I'm getting some DJN stuff done
Josh: lol
Danger: I feel like such a whore for not posting anything yet
Danger: I've got a new video I need to put on my PC and see if it's worth posting
Josh: so far, you ARE the only one, lol
Danger: it's me in a boffer fight
Josh: ...come again?
Danger: heard of amtgard?
Josh: o_o
Josh: no
Danger: lemme find a kickass video
Danger: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8k7oRyvjoD8
Josh: ...are you serious with this shit?
Danger: yeah, I'm hardcore
Danger: I've killed guild leaders and stuff
Josh: ...
Josh: Your faggotry never fails to amaze me for a man named Danger.
Danger: lmao